i think flowers are nice. i think chocolate is stupid, but i think flowers are nice. and not just your traditional red roses - i'm not talking about those (though red roses are still nice). yellow roses - now those are nice. they're cheerful. they say, "i love you, but you know, i also like you too. we're friends and that's neat." now isn't that... nice?

and daisies. can we just talk about daisies for a second. why are they so underrated? now i know i don't speak for all women, but personally, i think daisies from any man is just a happy, friendly gesture. they're so bright and smiley. your lady-friend is sick. you bring her daisies. poof! smiles all around. and i think if you get a girlfriend some daisies and she doesn't like them, and she's like, "what are these? daisies?" then she's really just kind of... well, she's just... not so nice. and you're obviously nice because you got her daisies. so, nice guy + not nice girl gives you what? - zero. it's like an equation. you knock each other out. i'm just sayin, men be careful of chicks that don't like your daisies.

literally, not figuratively. gosh.