more on panda

a panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, & orders a sandwich. he eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, & shoots the waiter dead. as the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "hey! where are you going? you just shot my waiter, & you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

"hey, man, i'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "look it up!"

the manager opens his dictionary and reads:

panda: tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black & white coloring. eats shoots & leaves.

i think my obsession with anything panda has officially gone too far. teehee.