an idea

i was thinking (while reading for securities regulation) that it might be a good idea to pretend i'm an artist looking to paint a few attractive nude males. i realize this is thinking like a man, which means i'm not really thinking at all, but it's an interesting idea. it actually makes me giggle a little. i imagine the screenplay to read like this:

me: are we ready to begin?
random hot nude male: yup. is this where you'd like me?
**clothes come off**
me: hehehehe!
random hot nude male: what's so funny?
me: hehehe!

ok so i don't have an elaborate sense of what this would look like aside from the fact that it'd make me giggle, which kind of isn't sexy. in the last 30 seconds i did, however, start thinking, "what happens when he asks to see the painting and he looks like a stick figure?" or "what if he asks for previous works of art?" or "what if he wants references?" but then i realized that (1) models aren't very bright (generally) and (2) i could always respond by saying art is interpretive and excuse me, but haven't you ever seen anyone paint a man as a blob? you obviously don't know art.

a quick google search for "looking for nude model" gave me this craigslist posting:

Photographer looking to add a nude series to his portfolio. Currently just finishing the photography program at [deleted] College. Looking for only female models right now but will be looking to shoot male models later. You can see some of my work at [deleted]. Please send photo and we can talk about my ideas.

ha! yeah right. "currently just finishing?" ok mr. redundant. i'll send you my nudie picture. pshaw!

in conclusion, it appears that this actually happens. weird. and by the way, i'd never do this. i am not an objectifier of men - i just use them for sex.

ok. i don't do that either. shit.