here it is, folks: twilight - a summary.
first 200 pages:
"i like you, edward!"
"you shouldn't! i'm dangerous!"
"i like you, edward!"
"but i'm dangerous!"
next 50 pages:
"i'm a vampire!"
"i like you, edward!"
"but i'm a vampire! i'm dangerous!"
"i like you, edward!"
next 100 pages:
"i like you, edward!"
"you smell good, bella. i'm dangerous!"
"i like you, edward!"
"damn, you smell good."
"i like you, edward!"
"also, i sparkle in sunlight."
next 50 pages:
A. VAMPIRE. BASEBALL. GAME. (i wish i was kidding)
last 100 pages:
"help me, edward! i'm being chased!"
"i'll save you!"
"help me, edward! i'm scared!"
"i'll save you!"
"oh, edward!"
"you smell good."
1 comment:
hey, you. time for a new post already. in the meantime, you should check this out: http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
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